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TWITTER A GOOD PLACE TO SCOUT

Your gbagaun might have killed him

This is the worst gbagaun I have ever "sawn" ... love you Josh

And vice VERSUS???? *I died*

I wouldn't waste my time with you either!

This is epic! O_O

With a Gbagaun like this, let's hope not.

So how do we get out of this Gbagaun?

Deep *I'm drowning*

And you managed to deliver this Gbagaun X_X

This Gbagaun excited me too

I highly doubt it -__-

You wonder why you didn't get a second date huh?

I know you failed the class..don't bother!

Just this morning

A cool and breezy morning, had hopes that the day will go on just as fine as i thought not until i heard this......;
#GBAGAUN
1. What did they wroted?
2. Have you ATE?
3. Don't beat ABOUT the bush.
4. This place is too BORED.
           That's all for now,do have a splendid day.

big ups

Well, as they say TO ERR IS HUMAN, the other part of the saying is not necessary now........ But what will you say of a person that makes grammatical blunders three times in a row, i call that HAT-TRICK, a person with a prospect of being a gbagaun LEGEND.
#GBAGAUN
1. Have you SAWN him today.
2. The disc is SCRATCHING.
3. this poor dude wanted to ask about the scoreline of a football match and he said HOW MANY DERWS?
 This guy is really good BIG UPS bro.........

TOP 10 GBAGAUNS ON TWITTER

Some tweets that really caused earthquake on twitter this week...Dont laugh at them ooo cus 'NO ONE IS ABOVE GBAGAUN' - Enjoy!!!!

10. @G_thangs: Mosquitoes is killing me

09. @Duderz_Boo: Its a turn by turn

08. @KathyJaiii: Please Unfollow Me If I'm Annoying You! Because Today I'm Tweeted Abt UNTITLED!

07. @mfon02: Can u imagine Nigerians being evacuating from Nigeria?#Lmao

06. @MrAiku: I've eat and drank so much in the last two days..Omo Mehn!!

05. @davidigomanel: goods from a etisalat but they re the worse service to depends on!

04. @TheCuteEnny: Is that your sister why has she ugly like these?

03. @missprisybaby: Nollywood is become hilarious by d Decade..pathetic

02. @iAmOlusegun: Im soooo nice so if you lose my as a freind thats your own Lose

01. @BoYe_A: I would nearly DIE if Drake is came for Untitled 2!

DAVIDO’S PICS IN BED WITH GROUPIE, SONIA LEAKS ONLINE

He has been tipped as the next biggest thing in the Nigerian music scene, but now, Davido’s privacy seems to have suffered a set back after a girl leaked pictures of her in bed with him. The self confessed groupie, Sonia posted pictures of herself in bed with the Dami Duro star and in one of the pictures she can be seen kissing him and licking his tattoos. Judging from the pictures, Davido seems to have been knocked out, but what one can not tell is whether he was tired from rounds of sex or Stage performance.

GROUPIE LOVE: Davido's pictures is leaked online by UK groupie, SONIA

SAUCY: Sonia poses in Davido's cap!

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PLS HELP THE SCHOOL IS ON FIRE!!!!!!

#Gbagaun:
1.BOTH OF YOU STAND TOGETHER SEPERATELY
2.I HAVE 2 DAUGHTERS BOTH ARE GIRLS
3.GIVE ME A BLUE PEN OF ANY COLOR
4.ALL OF YOU STAND IN A STRAIGHT CIRCLE
5.OPEN THE WINDOW AND LET THE ATMOSPHERE JOIN
INSIDE
6.One, Two, Three, BOTH OF YOU,FOLLOW ME
7:ENTER YOUR SHOE AND FOLLOW ME

10 CLASSIC #GBAGAUN UTTERED BY OUR FIRST LADY

Our first lady, Mrs Patience Jonathan has got poor communication skills, we all know that. She utters dozens of grammatical errors while giving speech. Moreover, the post of a First lady isn’t by merit, but an extension of her husband’s presidential post. Been taking note of her grammatical error and here are some.

1. ”Yes we are all happy for their effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one” while addressing pressmen after nigerian female under 19 lost out at the FIFA world cup

2. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become WIDOWS by losing their parents for one reason or another.

3. My husband and sambo is a good people – march 5, 2011

4. “The President was once a child and the Senators were once a children….The bombers, who born them? Wasn’t it not a woman?” At the eagle square – Patience Jonathan October 15 2010

5. ‘My fellow widows’

6. “A good mother takes care of his children.”

7. “The people sitting before you here were once a children”

8. “The bombers who born them? wasn’t it not a woman? they were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow”

9. “Well done, It is not easy to CARRY SECOND”

10. “The president was once a child, and the senators were once a children”.